Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, "What are you?" He says, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." "Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"
Apparently my last couple of videos have been a little offensive and it's hurt some of you guys' feelings. So I guess I owe you guys an apology. I am sorry that your faggoty ass parents raised a pussified cunt that's not ready for reality yet. Let me tell you something right now. If my mouth noises hurt your rectum, you are not ready for the adult
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